Today I continue the tradition started here, that of the Zappaposts. In case you’re not familiar with this great tradition: I post the track and/or the lyrics of a Frank Zappa piece, and offer some Male Sexualist commentary of my own.

Hey there, people, I’m bobby brown
They say I’m the cutest boy in town
My car is fast, my teeth is shiney
I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
Here I am at a famous school
I’m dressin sharp n I’m
Actin cool
I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
Let her do all the work n maybe later I’ll rape her

Oh God I am the american dream
I do not think I’m too extreme
An I’m a handsome sonofabitch
I’m gonna get a good job n be real rich

(get a good
Get a good
Get a good
Get a good job)

Womens liberation
Came creepin across the nation
I tell you people I was not ready
When I fucked this dyke by the name of freddie
She made a little speech then,
Aw, she tried to make me say when
She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick
I guess it’s still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick

Oh God I am the american dream
But now I smell like vaseline
An I’m a miserable sonofabitch
Am I a boy or a lady… I don’t know which

(I wonder wonder
Wonder wonder)

So I went out n bought me a leisure suit
I jingle my change, but I’m still kinda cute
Got a job doin radio promo
An none of the jocks can even tell I’m a homo
Eventually me n a friend
Sorta drifted along into s&m
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
Long as I gets a little golden shower

Oh God I am the american dream
With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream
An I’ll do anything to get ahead
I lay awake nights sayin, thank you, fred!
Oh god, oh god, I’m so fantastic!
Thanks to freddie, I’m a sexual spastic
And my name is bobby brown
Watch me now, I’m goin down,
And my name is bobby brown
Watch me now, I’m goin down

Feminism is the emasculation of men, and the Puritan-Feminist system under which we are living has committed a veritable holocaust against our sperm count and testosterone levels. Granted, that’s probably not true in my case; while sperm tests put my sperm as not-particularly-mobile, the fact is that I had no problem impregnating my girlfriend-cum-wife (I believe I’ve impregnating her the first time we had PIV sex, in fact); both before Nick was conceived and after that she has had miscarriages, meaning that my sperm was strong enough but other factors prevented the pregnancy from continuing.

Anyway, I believe that the reason men today have become infertile is that Puritan-Feminism, both in the culture and in the legislature, has made it impossible for men to be truly sexually liberated; our sexuality is constantly criminalized and all aspects thereof are under unceasing assault and unceasing banning from everything. This situation has resulted in generation upon generation of feminized men. Face it, people: we’re all feminized to an extent. Some more-so than others, to be sure, but this disease has struck all of us. And the first step to genuine liberation from this feminization is liberating the mind from the Puritan-Feminist virus. As long as you feel guilty about your own sexuality, and feel afraid to indulge it lest these White/Blue Knights say mean words to you because of it, the enemy has own.

If you wanna win, you must not care about the opinions of White/Blue Knights, just as I don’t care about what society thinks about my marriage to a woman 20 years my senior. Hey, Prophet Muhammad married Khadija bint Khuwaylid even as she was 15 years his senior, and as I keep saying: Muhammad did nothing wrong – he was not wrong when he married Khadija and he was not wrong when he married Aisha. Point is: you really, really, really have to not give a flying fuck about what society tells you, and then your T-levels will rise and so will your sperm count. I promise you that. It’s all in your mind. I keep impregnating my wife because my mind is free of Puritan-Feminist virus. The feminization-cuckism-faggotism goes away once you get it through your head that your sexuality is natural and legitimate.

And that, at the core of the matter, is the message of Male Sexualism: male sexuality is legitimate.