Men have a much higher sex-drive than women. However, some women are incredibly horny, in fact. For example, my own wife is very horny, yet according to her, she isn’t nearly the horniest woman ever – she personally knows some women much hornier than herself. Let’s look at two articles written about two women who are raging sluts, and while reading about them, feel sorry that they don’t live next door.

Daily Mail:

A ‘hypersexual’ woman who claims to have slept with 300 people is so addicted to carnal pleasure that she spends up to five hours a day having sex or pleasuring herself.

Nessa, who describes herself on Twitter as a ‘philosopher in sex toys’ and ‘boinkologist’, reached her sexual peak when she was 19 and admitted that she used to have sex with ‘anyone I could’.

Nessa says she even used to meet sexual partners in the supermarkets. ‘First I chat to them a bit to make sure they’re not dangerous or odd but once I know they are OK we go home together,’ she said.

She first discovered her thirst for sex after losing her virginity at the age of 16 but now channels much of her sexual energy in to her work as a sex toy reviewer.

She has tested 2,000 toys, and says the nature of her job helps her to deal with her cravings.

Nessa also says she’s enjoyed sex with women and has had threesomes.

However, while she has been polyamorous in the past, she has one partner at the moment.

Her sexual appetite has in the past wreaked havoc with her friendships and many of her female friends have cut ties with her because they’re worried their boyfriends may be attracted to her. 

However, speaking to Nick Conrad on BBC Radio Norfolk yesterday, she said: ‘It’s not all about sex, sometimes I won’t have sex with them for months. We go out and have dinner, go to the cinema.

‘I have slept with about thirty men in a month before but for years I had regular partners and that was it.

‘There is an emotional side, I believe strongly that people should have some form of emotional connection to enjoy sex. It is often very intimate, I like physical connections and I have quite high standards actually.’

She has even forged a ‘network’ of sexual partners but doesn’t want her nymphomania to define her and hopes people will view people with hypersexuality as ‘normal’.

‘I live an average life which most people my age would live. I see friends, I write, I have hobbies; it’s pretty normal and pretty boring at times actually!

‘I do not believe in sex addiction or nymphomania. My sex drive may be higher than some but it’s healthy because I’m positive about it and I’m also a trained sex educator so I always make sure I have incredibly safe sex and get tested regularly.

‘I’m perfectly healthy. I can’t change who I am or how I act and I wouldn’t want to,’ she added.

Alright then, sounds like a cool chick to me. Notice that Feminists have never mentioned her – because Feminists are the puppets of the Puritans, and what Nesa Jay has been up to is distinctly non-Puritanical. You’ll never hear from Feminists about Nesa Jay, because Feminists only pay lip service to sluthood, without actually supporting real-life sluts.

Some men are averse to overweight women. I’m not one of those men – I’d fuck Nesa. As Zappa would put it: “the bigger the cushion, the better the pushin.'”

Here’s another one:

A computer science student who boasts of sleeping with up to three men every week has been named Britain’s Horniest Student after entering a degrading online competition.

Elina Desaine, 20, doesn’t even know the names of all her sexual partners, but tries to keep track with handwritten list using descriptions such as ‘French guy’ and ‘third year’ to recall her trysts.

The University of Exeter student received £500 and a year’s supply of condoms after winning the competition run by controversial ‘no strings attached fun’ website, 

Latvian-born Elina who refers to herself as a ‘Slutvian’ and ‘Sexeter’, said winning the contest has made her ‘even hornier’.

The former pupil of the £4,000-a-term James Allens Girls’ School said one of her proudest moments is having sex in a university computer room, and admitted her ultimate goal is to seduce a lecturer. 

Despite being begged by her housemates to take tests for sexually transmitted illnesses, the student claims she is ‘just having fun’.

‘All my friends are the same – we are all just up for having a great time and going out.

‘Uni life is three years to be wild before it starts settling down and it really flies by.’ 

The third year IT management student keeps a list of her sexual partners or, in her words, ‘conquests’ but struggles to remember all their names.

‘I have to put descriptions or question marks instead of names.’

The self-proclaimed ‘modern-day feminist’ entered the competition after being encouraged by a friend who said she had a ‘reputation for having fun’.

‘My friends were worried about what future employers might say but I hope they see it as a bit of fun, and it shows I am more confident than the average girl.’

Entrants were encouraged to post pleas to win the title on the ‘casual dating’ website’s Facebook page.

Elina, who was just one of hundreds of male and female candidates, wrote: ‘I should be the UK’s horniest student because I have sex with at least 2/3 different people a week. 

‘Sometimes I go clubbing, have sex with someone, and then go back to the club to pick my second victim’. 

‘Feeling horny right now, so might just text someone on my ‘shag list’ and do it in the computer room (I’ve done this before, was great). With your help of alcohol (sic) I will be able to become an even hornier student!’

The website’s creator, Tom Thurlow, said: ‘As soon as I saw Elina’s entry I knew we had a particularly wild girl on our hands.’

‘I love the fact she uses her position in the computer science club to have sex in the computer room.

‘She even told me how the computer science club is perfect because it’s full of guys.

‘After meeting with Elina personally I am 100 per cent confident I have found the horniest student in the country – I have never met someone so sexually confident.’

The student, who claims to have had sex with just two people before going to university, claimed some of her proudest moments were sleeping with two of the university union’s bartenders and stripping to the Baywatch theme song while in a local nightclub.

The final year student is planning on applying for internships in the hope to start up her own technology business.

A spokesman for The University of Exeter told Mail Online: ‘We certainly don’t condone this sort of behaviour but our main concern at this time is for the student and the impact this may have on her over the long term.’

Though the University chose not to respond to Miss Desaine’s claim to have had sex in an on-campus computer room, their regulations relating to the use of technology facilities states: ‘Personal or recreational use of the IT facilities may be subject to temporary or permanent suspension’.

She insists her only rule is to only have sex when using a condom, and claims a recent chlamydia test that her housemates forced her to take returned a negative result.

‘It’s great because you can have fun without getting any diseases’.

Sexual health experts condemned the competition as ‘dangerous’ as they believed it could encourage the spread of sexually transmitted diseases.

Before the competition’s winner was announced, sexual health consultant Dr Peter Greenhouse said: ‘The more people who try to win this award, the more dangerous things will be for their friends. It is far from a brilliant idea in public health terms.

‘Most people who have sexual infections have no symptoms. They get these infections from people who don’t know they have it. That is why there are so many infections around.’

Yeah, she can call herself a “Feminist” all she likes – actual Feminists hate women like her, and these “sexperts” in the 3 paragraphs above hate her too. Don’t let them discourage you, Elina! And I’m proud to tell you that I’m a dual Israeli-Latvian citizen, so if Elina ever leaves Britain to go back to her homeland, there’s a chance that… wait, I’m married. Never mind.

I’d fuck her. (theoretically)

The world definitely needs more women like these. Yes, I know – “but what about hypergamy.” Dude, do you really think that their hypergamy would prevent them from fucking you if you happen to be in the right place at the right time? Nah, man. It would not prevent them from fucking you. That’s why you want them living next door.